The moggies guide to looking good!!

Oh hey! So mum doesn’t have time to blog so she’s letting me do the honours. Anyway, the human has been spending looootttsss of time in the rain cube and putting on her war paint….she must be going somewhere important because she never puts on war paint unless it is a big deal. We moggies are very helpful in letting mum know when she isn’t quite looking up to scratch. You see if we think she’s looking pretty spesh we will muzzle all over her legs and try to put as much fur on her as possible. It’s our way of adding our seal of approval see?? And you hoomans thought we did that to be a pain in the butt…oh how wrong you are.

First things first…..you must put on the fake skin. Not only does it make your legs look better but our fur sticks really well to it – then everyone knows that we approve of your outfit see?? Sometimes mum gets upset because we like her outfit soooo much that we put our paws up to really approve of it….and sometimes we put holes in her fake skin. Nevermind she has plenty of them so she can just get more….plus if she clipped Mojo’s nails more it wouldn’t happen as often so she only has herself to blame really. *hehe*

Next you really have to have the right colour happening for us to show our approval. Mojo really really loves all shades of blue but I love black the best. It complements my fur nicely and that lovely smooth fabric is just divine to rub up against! But you have to have a nice pretty colour in between…..mum often picks a white shirt but we think a blue or green would look much nicer. She needs to take us shopping with her so we can test fur attaching ability….oh and it has to show up clearly too or we just don’t like it.

Now finally, a nice pair of shoes, preferably suede or fabric. They really grab the fur and mum spends hours trying to get our seal of approval off her boots. For spesh occasions she always wears leather and for that, just stand on the shoe to leave a little pawprint. She will thank you and know that you care about her choice of shoes as well.

How do you hoomans know that we cats like your clothes?? Well we will come from nowhere to see what you are wearing. It doesn’t matter how far away we are, how sleepy we are, how hungry we are….we will come to approve or disapprove of your choices. The more we like it, the more we will make a fuss of you. If we don’t like it at all, we will just look at you and walk away. And if you know what’s good for you, you will take it like the hooman you are – with acceptance and gratitude!